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Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Ok...the moment you've all be waiting for...I have found something worse than being white trash in Florida...


So. I coached soccer at an insanely rich, private, all girls Catholic High School this winter (and by rich I mean, Tino Martinez's kids go here, George Steinbrenner's grandkids go here, they spent $4 million to build a new bridge so the kids don't have to walk across the street).

Doug came to almost all of our games (he never told you he loves watching high school girls play soccer???) and there was always one mom who would sit near him and talk with him...they became friends. This mom is is quite possibly the happiest, nicest person you would ever like to meet. She had us over to her house for dinner, she would pay for our dinner's when we'd go out to eat with the team, she is just lovely. I would think occasionally to myself...how is a person so nice all the time? I didn't want to seem overly pessimistic but it seemed to me as though no person could be that nice and happy all the time and still be sane.


This mom owns her own bail bond store and also works as a death row advocate...she's not an attorney but rather an expert witness trying to get convicted murderers off of death row. She has 4 daughters who range from early 20's to 15 years. She is divorced from a man who I have never seen but is one of the best known criminal defense attorney's in Florida. He is rich.
Whenever one of his daughter's turns 16, they are allowed to pick out any car they like and daddy buys it for them.


What is the point you may be asking.


This mom's name happens to be Mrs. Bolin. I never thought much of this until a nun at the school told me the following story...it is important to remember that nuns know everything about everyone. I don't know how they do it but it's true.


There is a man named Oscar Ray Bolin. He has been convicted 7 times for rape and murder. CONVITED 7 times...suspected in several others. Mrs. Bolin, the soccer mom, met this man one year before she and her husband were divorced. One month after their divorce, Mrs. Bolin married Mr. Oscar Ray Bolin.

How does a person marry a person who is on death row, you might ask. You could do it on the television show 20/20 via telephone...you in your apartment and he in his prison cell. You would then be married to a serial killer.


If you do not believe me, please go to google and search Oscar Ray Bolin and Rosalie Bolin and read any of the millions of articles that pop up.

Or you could go to Serial Killer Hit List: http://www.mayhem.net/Crime/serial4.html and scroll about half way down until you see Oscar Ray's name. There you can read about this lovely person and even see some quotes from Mrs. Bolin about how she really loves him and believes that he is *not* a serial killer.


Now if you were one of Mrs. Bolin's children, you would walk around knowing that your step father has been convicted on 7 accounts of raping and murdering girls your own age? How would you like it if your mother married a serial killer on national television? How would you like if your mother was quoted on a website called "Serial Killer Hit List"?


I have eaten dinner at the home of a woman who is married to someone who brutally murders people for sport.


This has taught me a lesson. Nice people are married to serial killers. I will continue to be mean and evil and you should all do the same.

And also, seriously, thank God for Florida...this place gets worse and worse with each passing day...